The questions that left the Tarot Reader speechless

[Eldros]

During a tarot reading, what unusual questions have individuals asked you?
When you were reading the tarot cards, which questions surprised you the most? Some questions you wouldn't have predicted?
Very intimate and beautifully weird questions are often asked by tarot sessions.
Some are so unusual that they remain in the reader's mind long after the cards have been put away.

 

[Firetree]

'' .... I have this thing where I want to have sex with dogs .... but only in public with people watching . ''

Okay, that one threw me ... for a moment . Maybe its a test or an attempt to freak me out ? My decided response was ;

'' The cards are indicating you need to see a professional psychologist about this . ''

 

[Eldros]

'' .... I have this thing where I want to have sex with dogs .... but only in public with people watching . ''

Okay, that one threw me ... for a moment . Maybe its a test or an attempt to freak me out ? My decided response was ;

'' The cards are indicating you need to see a professional psychologist about this . ''

They had dogs, at least. I guess I should be thankful because there are mostly foxes where I live. /
I was once asked by an elderly woman if the cards could tell whether her cat would make it through pregnancy.
I thought, for once, that the tarot should let the vet handle it.

 

[Swampdweller900]

@Eldros

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back when, I read tarot on the phone at a 1-900 number place. $4.95 a minute back when gas was $1.10 a gallon. My first real tarot deck.

I got a call that seemed pretty legit. Questions about money issues and bad financial straights, typical for 3-somethings. Cards really came up saying they should be more frugal. So I asked if there were any costs they might cut. They said no. Saying "no" literally cost them 8 cents. I pressed them, over and over "what other costs might be a bit frivolous right now?" They never said the call to a 1-900 number. I sighed, and let them go on for what was easily a $100 call. Can't save 'em all, I guess.

 

[Eldros]

@Eldros

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back when, I read tarot on the phone at a 1-900 number place. $4.95 a minute back when gas was $1.10 a gallon. My first real tarot deck.

I got a call that seemed pretty legit. Questions about money issues and bad financial straights, typical for 3-somethings. Cards really came up saying they should be more frugal. So I asked if there were any costs they might cut. They said no. Saying "no" literally cost them 8 cents. I pressed them, over and over "what other costs might be a bit frivolous right now?" They never said the call to a 1-900 number. I sighed, and let them go on for what was easily a $100 call. Can't save 'em all, I guess.

That may be the most expensive piece of financial advice they ever got: You need to cut nonessential costs… at $4.95 a minute.
I guess the cards were yelling: - End the call!

 

[ahathoor]

@Swampdweller9 omg that's the most trickster thing i can imagine xD